It still amazes me how larger eateries cannot imagine let alone execute a fantastic smashed burger experience. I'm pleased to say Total Cow is the antithesis to these pretenders. Outstanding produce, locally sourced and cooked to perfection. I had the total cow double, bacon jam, truffle mayo, with extra bacon and pickles. It was the destroyer of other burgers and gets 5 stars Thanks to Santo for a warm welcome and beautifully cooked food. This is worth a diversion.

Honestly one of the best burgers I've had. Tiny shop with limited seats but I understand they are adding more seating. I had a Total Cow burger and Beef Dripping Chips and they were sooooo good . Very friendly staff too.

YOU HAVE TO GO HERE! Heard about this today and sad it wasn’t sooner! Absolutely INCREDIBLE!. My wife and I had two double burgers a drink and both fries and came to £36, a reasonable price for this economy! This was the most phenomenal burger I’ve ever had in this country. Proper American style - hoping that’s a compliment!! The chips were seasoned to perfection and real crispy! None of this limp nonsense. It’s such a little cute space - It’s got 6 seats, half inside half outside. We were going to stay and enjoy the vibe but it started to rain. Cant wait to go through their entire menu. Also ! Drove 15 mins home and the food was still hot. The bun held up and wasn’t soggy and gross like other places that do similar things. It was delicious and fresh. Everything was still bloody perfect. Wifey has gluten intolerance and they accommodate well to that!

Hands down the BEST burger we’ve ever had! We ordered from Total Cow on Deliveroo and were blown away—not just by the food, but the whole experience. The owner himself delivered our order to our doorstep and even surprised us with two cheeky desserts for being first-time customers. Such a genuine, friendly guy! I had the Total Cow burger, my partner got the Total Mac, and we shared a portion of beef dripping fries. Everything was insanely good—juicy, packed with flavour, and cooked to perfection. And those fries… wow. So flavourful, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and that rich, beefy goodness took them to another level. Pure comfort food heaven. We both agreed it’s the best burger we’ve ever eaten in our lives. Honestly, we were speechless after the first bite! We’ve now made it official—Total Cow is our go-to for burgers from now on. Already counting down the hours until they open so we can order again for dinner tonight!