Good people of the green fields and humble hedgerows, lend me your ears—though I speak plainly, let my words carry the weight of a man who’s seen his grass clipped and his wallet clipped harder. Here’s the tale: Matt, a lad with a mower loud as thunder, came to tame my jungle of a lawn. I heard the beast of a machine growlin’ like a dragon with a toothache. *Brrrrrrrr!* And when the dust settled? My grass stood shorn, neat as a soldier’s crew cut—though maybe *too* neat, like a bald man’s pride. Short, it was. *Too short*, some’d say. But done proper, mind you. Now, the damage? A hundred quid. *A hundred!* Enough to make a pub landlord blush. But here’s the rub: Matt worked quick, no messin’, and left the place tidy. No complaints on that front. Still, got me thinkin’—why pay a king’s ransom for a job I could do meself with a petrol mower and a stiff cuppa? So I say this: Matt’s a decent sort, no villain. His mower’s a brute, his prices steeper than a hill in the Peak District. But if you’ve the coin and not the time, he’ll sort you. As for me? I’ll take up the mower myself, thank ye. A man ought to master his own turf, even if it ends up lookin’ like a badger’s breakfast. **Final decree**: Three stars for effort, two for price, and one for makin’ me swear off laziness. The grass *is* greener—when you cut it yourself. **Yours in clover and petrol fumes,** *A Penny-Pinching Patriot of the Lawn* ✂️🌱

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